Ah yes, the traditional Hannukah... wait, what?

 Where the heck did this come from?  Walmart.  

Well, that's got to be the strangest thing for this Hanukkah, because--

- So many things wrong with this.   But at least there is nothing with a "rabbi",  based on the stereotype of a man with bear wearing a black hat and a tallit, becuase that is so offensive, I just-  

There is? Oh God. 

So very, very problematic.  
How about something actually related to Hanukah?

Like Roladin bakery's Sufganiot?