Monday, October 19, 2026

Grandpa Abe did what? 111th of Cheshvan-- October 22nd

 




This dude is real. 




 

הַפָּלִיט

A.                Hafaleet

B.                Hapaleet

C.                Hapulum

D.              Hapilim

 

 

 

 וַיַּגֵּד

A.                Ve’yagaed

B.                Ve’yagehd

C.                Va’yagaed

D.              Va’yagehd

E.                You’re reading it backwards. It’s Degayava!

 

 

 

הָעִבְרִי

A.                Hoavree

B.                Heovri

C.                Ha’eebri

D.              Ha’eevri

E.                Hehahuhabiri

 

 

 

 

 בְּאֵלֹנֵי

A.                Be’aylonei

B.                Be’ehlonei

C.                Be’uyloonei

D.              Va’eylonei

E.                Baloney, eh?

 

 

 

 

 

מַמְרֵא

A.                Mumrah

B.                Mamrow

C.                Mamroo

D.              Mamrey

E.                Mama Rey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 אֶשְׁכֹּל

A.                Eshkal

B.                Eshkol

C.                Esskal

D.              Esskol

E.                Easy, Cole.

 

 

 

 

 

חֲנִיכָיו

F.                 Hanichayo

G.               Chanichayo

H.             Chanichav

Hanichav

J.                  Backwards again. It’s Vayachinicha!

 

 

 

 

 

  לַיְלָה

A.                Lilah

B.                Lilah

C.                Lilah

D.            Lilah

E.              Lilah

 

 

 

 

 

 מִשְּׂמֹאל

A.                Mi’se’mol

B.                Mi’se’mal

C.                Mi’she’mal

D.              Miss’mol

E.                Miss Small (my Hebrew school teacher in 1987).

 

 

 

לְדַמָּשֶׂק

A.                Ledemesek

B.                Ladamasek

C.                Lodomosek

D.              Ledamesek

E.                For the last time, that’s backwards, it’s Kashe’madil!



 1.      What is the lowest rank in the United States Armed Forces?

a.     Corporal

b.     Major

c.     Private

d.     Lieutenant

e.     Violinist

 

2.     What is the highest rank in the USAF?

a.     Colonel

b.     Master Seargent

c.     Field Marshall

d.     General

e.     Zombie Overlord

 

3.     Which of these is a real rank in the USAF?

a.     Gunnery Seargent

b.     Rear Admiral, lower half

c.     Chief Warrant Officer

d.     Private First Class

e.     Walrus Gumboot

 

 

4.     What was the achievement of Commodore Uriah P. Levy?

a.     Banned the use of fermented pork Army rations (1939)

b.     Banned the rule prohibiting t-shirts in the Air Force (2002)

c.     First commandant of the space force academy (2024)

d.     Ended the use of flogging as a punishment in the navy (1815)

e.     Banned Marines from dancing polkas (1946).

 

 

5.     Why was Uriah P. Levy kicked out of the navy so many times?

a.     For stealing guns from naval bases

b.     For failing to salute the president

c.     For punching anti-Semites in the face

d.     For harassing sailors from Boston (he hated everything from Boston)

e.     For not learning how to swim

 

6.     What is the highest award in the USAF?

a.     The Bronze Star

b.     The Silver Star

c.     The Golden Star of Valor

d.     The Medal of Honor

e.     The Platinum Taco of Glory

 

7.     Who is the highest ranking woman in the United States Armed Forces?

a.     Admiral Linda Fagan: Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard and a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

b.     Admiral Lisa Franchetti: Chief of Naval Operations

c.     Gen. Laura Richardson: Commander of the U.S. Southern Command (SOUTHCOM).

d.     Gen. Jacqueline Van Ovost: Commander of the U.S. Transportation Command

e.     Each of these women are of the highest rank there is, all are four star generals or admirals.

8.     What percent of Americans currently serve in the USAF? And What percentage of Israelis currently serve in the IDF?

a.     0.04% of Americans  and 0.2% of Israelis

b.     0.4% of Americans  and 2% of Israelis

c.     4% of Americans  and 20% of Israelis

d.     40% of Americans  and 200% of Israelis

e.     400% of Americans  and 2000% of Israelis

 

9.     What is the smallest branch of the Israeli Defense Forces?

a.     Army

b.     Air Force

c.     Navy

d.     Marines

 

 

10.  What was the original dress uniform of the Israeli Defense Forces?

a.     A dark green uniform, like the US Army.

b.     White shirts and black slacks or skirts-  a soldier’s Shabbat clothes.

c.     Red jackets and black trousers, like the British Army.

d.     Tan and brown desert camouflage.

e.     A red beret with black trim,  Yellow blazer with matching cravat over a olive shirt,  a grey and green aiguilette (woven cord) with brass tassels, brown pants with a teal stripe, and white oxford shoes each with a silver shekel tucked into the shoe’s tongue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Originally from D.C., Lt. Maayan left home at 18 to become an IDF ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.    Do you have any military veterans in your family?  If so,  can you share who they are and where they served?  

 

 

 

2.  Can you easily imagine your grandfather going into battle right now?

 

 

 

 

 

3. Until this point, Avram (he’s not named Avraham yet) has always dealt with conflict by non-violent means. What could make him  change enough to use violence?





  The situation in our parsha:  Five kings from Assyria, led by King Kedar'la'omer,  come south to attack four kings in Avram's area who failed to give sufficient tribute to the Assyrians. 

 



BERESHEET/GENESIS 14: WHEN GRANDPA ABE WENT TO WAR


Yehoshua Sofer, Grandmaster of the Abir Warriors


[The invading kings coming south] seized all the wealth of Sodom and Gomorrah and all their provisions, and went their way.  They also took Loht, the son of Avram’s brother, and his possessions, and departed; for he had settled in Sodom.  

A fugitive brought the news to Avram the Ivri, (who was dwelling among the terebinth trees of Mamre the Amorite, kinsman of Eshkol and Aner, these being Avram’s allies). When Avram heard that his relative had been taken captive, he mustered his chanichim*, born into his household, numbering three hundred and eighteen, and went in pursuit as far as Dan.

*”retainers,”  members of his camp,  employees or servants capable of bearing arms.

------Question: If Avram can pull 318 chanicnhim (retainers or soldiers) from his camp,  just how many people does he and Sarai  have working for them?    

He and his servants split up at night, and defeated them; and he pursued them as far as Hobah, which is north of Damascus.  He brought back all the possessions; he also brought back his relative Loht and his possessions, and the female captives and everyone else. 

------Question: Why does the Torah specifically mention Avram brought back the female captives?

------Question: Why does Avram, who lives south in Mamre, east of the Salt Sea, peruse his enemies past where he finds them at Dan, to the other (northern) side of Damascus (see map)?

 

------Question: Where did Avram learn military tactics like a night attack?  Make a mini midrash-  tell us your two sentence theory or story, or possibility.

------Question: How difficult was this trip on foot? How long would it take?

GOOGLE MAPS?  LET'S SEE! 

 

When he [Avram] returned from defeating Khadar’la-omer and the kings with him, the king of Sodom came out to meet Avram in the Valley of Shaveh, which is the Valley of the King.   And [at the same time] King Melchi-Zedek of Salem brought out bread and wine; he was a priest of El Elyon/God Most High.  He blessed him [Avram], saying, “Blessed be Avram of God Most High, Creator of heaven and earth.  And blessed be God Most High, Who has delivered your foes into your hand.” And [Avram] gave him a tenth of everything [he had captured].

Then the king of Sodom said to Avram, “Give me the people, and you take the stuff for yourself.”  But Avram said to the king of Sodom, “I swear to Adonai,  El Elyon/God Most High, Creator of heaven and earth:   I will not take so much as a shoelace or a sandal strap of what is yours; you will never get to say, ‘It is I who made Avram rich.’ For me, nothing but what my servants have used up; as for the share of the men who went with me—Aner, Eshkol, and Mamre—let them take their share.”

 

------Question: Why does  Avram (soon to be Abraham) want to make sure nobody will say the King of Sodom made Avram rich? Is it something the king says, believes or does? Or is it something else? (Hint: what happens to the city of Sodom?)

 

------Question: Give an explanation for Avram’s donations to the King of Shalem, because a tenth of what you capture in battle is a good sized chunk.   

------Question: Are any elements of the story in this parsha still an issue today,  such as kidnapping, war, or political alliances?  If so, which ones? Or is this story too old to have any connection to our lives today?

 

 


 






Thursday, October 15, 2026

It's up to you how things go from here.

 




 The foundation of everything we do in this class is KAVOD.

" יְהִי כְבוֹד חֲבֵרְךָ חָבִיב עָלֶיךָ כְּשֶׁלָּךְ.  "

"Make the kaovd/ dignity of your peer be as dear to you as your own. " (Avot 2:10).   Show Kavod to each other, to the classroom (teachers and materials) and the Torah we study. 




 Expectations-  you are responsible for coming to class ready to learn and do your best.  This includes the following:




                                                    i.     Being rested and ready to contribute to class. Saturday night is a school night. 

                                                  ii.     Eat breakfast on Sunday AM before you arrive. Snack is not breakfast.

                                                iii.     Bringing your best effort.  We are bringing our best effort, and you must do the same. 



 

a.     Policies

                                                    i.     Phones, earbuds, headphones and smart watches are not to be used in class. 

                                                  ii.     Early Dismissal- An adult must come and get you.  You do not leave unescorted. 

                             iii.  Bring in  a Snack policy:  The four S's. 

                                                iv.     Do not deny others the opportunity to learn, especially by engaging in poor behavior or efforts that your secular school teachers don’t tolerate in their class. 


  



a.     What are two things in Judaism you think that Conservative Jews do differently than Orthodox Jews?

b.     What are two practices or ideas that makes Reform Judaism different from Conservative Judaism?

c.     Aside from Conservative, Reform, and Orthodox, name two other movements, groups, or divisions in the Jewish world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs5EPXawYE

 

Hebrew

 

 

English

אֲנִי

 

 

I, me

אַתָּה

 

 

you (m. sing.)

אַתְּ

 

 

you (f. sing.)

הוּא

 

 

He/Him

הִיא

 

 

She/Her

אֲנַחְנוּ

 

 

We/Us

אַתֶּם

 

 

You/Y’all (m. pl.)

אַתֶּן

 

 

You/Y’all (f. pl.)

הֵם

 

 

They/them (m. pl.)

הֵן

 

 

They/them (f. pl.)

 


 


TRUE OR FALSE (MOVEMENTS IN AMERICA)

1.    Every movement in American Judaism has its own siddurim-  usually more than one.


2.   The first synagogues built in America were what would now be called Orthodox.

 

3.   Orthodox Jews are no more likely to come to synagogue on Shabbat  just to pray than jews in other movements.

 

 

4.   Not all Orthodox Jews have a Bat Mitzvah celebration for their daughters.

 

5.    Conservative Judaism was the first to ordain women as rabbis, then Reform.

 

 

6.  It’s actually Reformed  Judaism.    People keep leaving off the “-ed.”

 

7.    Conservative Judaism was about Conserving our freedoms in comparison to Orthodoxy .

 

 

8.   Orthodoxy is unified in how it forbids religious leadership roles for women.        

 

9.   World-wide, there  are about two  dozen Yeshivot for Conservative adults to study Torah in, but several hundred Orthodox Yeshivot.

 

 

10.                   Humanist Judaism is a branch of Judaism where people do not believe in God but still find meaning participating in Jewish rituals.

 

11. There is only one Conservative Movement, but many flavors of Orthodoxy.

 

 

12.                    Conservative and Reform Judaism both say you only need to observe the ritual mitzvot you find meaningful.

 

13.                    Orthodoxy was the first movement to ordain its own Rabbis in America.     

 

 

14.                    Conservative Judaism was the first to fully support modern  Zionism.

 

15.                    Reconstructionist Judaism is an offshoot of Conservative Judaism.

 

 

16.                    Orthodox Judaism is growing the fastest growing movement in the USA,  but Reform is the largest.

 

17.                    Reform Jews are twice as likely as Conservative Jews to have a Jewish education of some kind past Bnei Mitzvah.

 

 

18.                    In Israel, the Reform and Conservative movements are teeny-tiny.

 

19.                    Reform Jews are the least religious Jews in America.

 

 

20.                  Orthodox Jews are only 5% to 10% more likely to be able to read and pray in Hebrew compared to Reform and Conservative.