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לשרוף
או
לזרוק לפח
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Lemonimisu Dessert? Yah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qw4t2wQykI
Banana Cookie pudding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huShuBqacdI
OR
Pecan Pie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIHvULQW9s
Akdamus! Or Akdamut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBRBzRHsnV4
Ketubot:
On the ___ day of the week, the ___ day of the month of ___ in the
year 57___, according to the manner in which we count (dates) here in the
community of ____, the bridegroom, ____, said to this unmarried woman, ___: "Be my
wife according to the laws and traditions of Moses and Israel. I will work,
honor, feed, and support you in the custom of Jewish men, who work, honor,
feed, and support their wives faithfully. I will give you the settlement
(mohar) of unmarried women, two hundred silver zuzim, which is due you according to
Torah law, as well as your food, clothing, necessities of life, and conjugal
needs, according to the universal custom." Miss ____ agreed and became his
wife. This dowry that she brought from her father's house, whether in silver,
gold, jewelry, clothing, home furnishings, or bedding, Mr. ____, our
bridegroom, accepts as being worth one hundred silver pieces (zekukim).
Our bridegroom, Mr. ____ agreed, and of his own accord, added an
additional one hundred silver pieces (zekukim) paralleling the above. The
entire amount is then two hundred silver pieces (zekukim).
Mr. ___, our bridegroom made this declaration: "The
obligation of this marriage contract, this dowry, and this additional amount, I
accept upon myself and my heirs after me. It can be paid from the entire best
part of the properties and possessions that I own under all the heavens,
whether I own (this property) already, or will own it in the future. (It
includes) both mortgageable property and non-mortgageable preperty. All of it
shall be mortgaged and bound as security to pay this marriage contract, this
dowry, and this additional amount. (It can be taken) from me, even from the
shirt on my back, during my lifetime, and after my lifetime, from this day and
forever."
The obligation of this marriage contract, this dowry, and this
additional amount was accepted by Mr. ____, our bridegroom, according to all
the strictest usage of all marriage contracts and additional amounts that are
customary for daughters of Israel, according to the ordinances of our sages, of
blessed memory. (It shall) not be a mere speculation or a sample document.
We have made a kinyan from Mr.____, our bridegroom, to
Miss ____, unmarried, regarding everything written and stated above, with an article
that is fit for such a kinyan. And everything is valid and confirmed.
Witness ______________________
Witness ______________________
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AND ALSO
The Shavuot Marriage Contract | My Jewish Learning
Soundcheck! oNE DUCK?
In the news:
BEhar-- https://youtu.be/J6LlIqF8uvc
Something Jews do you have probably never seen before. And a whole lot of them do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBpfR7U_d0
at 3:20
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What is Lag B'Omer? What is Counting of the Omer? | BimBam
What Is Lag Ba'omer? | My Jewish Learning
The Customs of Sefirah aren’t about Mourning. They are about Quarantine. - The Lehrhaus
https://www.timesofisrael.com/why-do-ultra-orthodox-jews-flock-to-mount-meron-on-lag-bomer/
ANONYMOUS IN JERUSALEM POSTS:
Perhaps you would
like to mention all of the other problems that are commonly involved in the
making of bonfires.
Stealing wood and shopping carts to transport wood. Danger to children who
collect the wood, make the fire, or just observe. Every year there are
injuries. Often the fires are left unattended without being extinguished and
most often no clean up is done even when it is made in a public place.
Smoke fumes enter nearby homes.
And all of this at the cost of a tremendous waste of time and energy.
Not to mention the unnecessary pollution.
Even if this was a
valid custom, it is overdone and would not justify potential stealing or not
taking safety precautions.
LITVAK POSTS: When
discussing matters related to lag ba’omer, bo bayom, why is there no mention of
Minhag Ashkenaz, which means no pilgrimage to Meron, no bonfires, no upsherins
(regular haircuts okay)? Have you become a mouthpiece for Hassidic propaganda
to the exclusion of ancient minhog? Is the Chasam Sofer chopped liver? See
teshuvos Chasam Sofer Yoreh Deiah 233, dibbur hamaschil omnom, where he
questions making lag baomer a great yomtov, with pilgrimage to Meron and
hadloko, and says that he would not take part, saying that to make a yomtov
which is not mentioned in the gemara or poskim, he doesn’t know if it is
allowed, also he cites the gemara that yom shemeis bo aviv or Rabbo (the day in
which a father or Rebbe passed away) is a day of taanis (fasting), not
celebration.
ANONYMOUS IN JERUSALEM POSTS:
And let's not forget Sephardi custom, when celebration begins, if there is any, on the day AFTER Lag Be'omer.
אָ-: No, that’s not a real picture of Blair. That’s just some clipart and you’re missing
the point. There are endless numbers of
young Jewish women- and young men just
like her, who give up on having an adult level Jewish education the minute they
finished Bat or Bar Mitzvah. In a short
time they think Judaism is silly and just for kids, because at best they only
have 5rd grade level Judaism in their brains. Remember
Joel’s Grishaver’s 2nd Law: Every
year of Jewish education after one’s Bat/Bar Mitzvah is worth any three years
before it.
1#
MOSES AND CALEB, YOUR PREPESITIONAL
PREFIX PALS
THE BASICS:
מ- is for from. אני + מ + שיקגו = אני משיקגו
= I’m from Chicago.
שׁ- is for that or whom.
שֶׁהֶחֱיָנוּ- that
kept us alive
ה- is for the direct object. ה + רַב =
הרַב- the rabbi.
ו - is for and.
כּ/כ- is for like.
ל- is for to as in both relation
(going to a place) or the infinitive form of a verb (to be, to do).
ב/בּ- is for in or
at. בראשית
There are
seven prepositional prefixes commonly used in Hebrew, remembered by the mnemonic for “Moses and Caleb” in Hebrew, “מֹשֶׁה וכָּלֵב”.
The Details ….
1) As
a prepositional prefix, the letter מ Mem will show up as מְּ(with a shvah) or מִ ( which is
short for the word מין- from)
and sometimes, just sometimes as with the tzeyrey [..] . When מ is not a prepositional-prefix
but still a prefix? When it is an indicator of present tense, as in medaber,
מדבר (speaking),
or mitkaleach מתקלח(showering).
2) The ש Shin will almost always- a have a segol שֶׁ
(shehhhhh). Always. Find an
exception, and you win a gumball! J
3) ה as a prefix will usually be הַ "Hah." It
makes the definite article. Exception to the rule: When the
first letter of the word starts with “Hah”.
“Hah,” along with some other conditions (gutturals are part of it) will
make the prefix Heh with a segol…so the word
does not start with “Haha.” Example: The mountains-“he’harim”- הֶהָרִים, in this verse from
Psalms 121:
אֶשָּׂא
עֵינַי, אֶל-הֶהָרִים-- מֵאַיִן, יָבֹא עֶזְרִי?. I lift my eyes to the mountains, from where does
my strength come?
4) ו -Vav will be either Veh-xxxxxxxxx,
Vah-xxxxxxxx, or when a word begins with a Vet (among other conditions),
Oooo-Vxxxxxx. So... in the case of "Moses and
Caleb," It's Moshe Veh'Kalev. But in the case of the salutation "Peace
and Blessing," it's Shalom U'vracha.
5) כּ , ל and בּ with a shvah underneath are the standard:
כְּמשה - like Moses
לְמשה- to Moses ְ
בְּשיקגו- in Chicago
But these three can be
combined with Hey prefix for a double duty prefix. Or, to use a name to impress
your friends, call it the prepositional definite article. (And
yes, hurt my head just typing that, you
know. J )
כְּ is "as/like" but there is also כָּ Kah --"like the."
לְ is "to", but there is also לָ Lah -- "to
the"
בְּ is "at" but there is also בָּ Bah -- "in the."
6) Hey! Wait!
Wikipeida says there are 11! What
about this “איתן” set?
Those are in fact prepositional prefixes, but only for verbs, and
only for future tense at that. When you are ready to learn future tense verbs,
you will discover how those four prefixes work. But for now, you lose 5 points for looking at
Wikipiedia and have to start reading from the start of the page. Too bad, you were almost done… J
אוֹתִיּוֹת
הַשִּׁמּוּשׁ, 2#
THOSE INSUFFERABLE SUFFIXES,
PART ONE
(mostly, this is stolen shamelessly from
Wikipedia)
There are several sets of
suffixes in Hebrew that are essential for decoding content. We’re starting with the most foundational
ones.
The Most Common: Nouns
and Adjectives
|
Suffix |
Meaning |
Examples |
|
none |
masculine singular |
סוּס (horse) טוֹב סוּס (good horse)
|
|
feminine singular |
|
|
|
masculine plural |
|
|
|
feminine plural |
|
|
|
ַיִם
(Patach,
|
masculine and
feminine noun dual form |
|
NOTE:
“Due to noun-adjective agreement rules, these apply to nouns and to adjectival
modifiers. In some cases, a masculine plural noun will have a feminine plural
suffix and vice versa, but the adjectival modifiers are always the same.”
Smichut
(Construct State, a.k.a. Semi-Compound
Words)
|
Suffix |
Meaning |
Examples |
|
Changes a singular feminine noun to the construct form of |
תּוֹרַת
מֹשֶׁה
(Torah of
Moses) |
|
|
Changes a plural masculine noun to the construct form of |
סִפְרֵי
קְדוּשָׁה (Books of holiness) |
And now for something completely different….
FROM
Yael Breuer and
Eyal Shavit’s Hilarious Hebrew: The Fun and Fast Way to Learn the Language.
Other
puns include such gems as “Don’t stick a FORK in MA’S LEG” and “Its so very
COLD in my CAR.”
https://www.hilarioushebrew.com/hh-cards
Oh Joy! It’s a chart
of Pronominal Suffixes!
Singular
nouns
|
Suffix |
Meaning |
Examples |
|
First person, singular possessive. My |
|
|
|
ְךָ
(Shva and Final Chaf
with Kamatz) |
Second person, singular, masculine possessive. Your |
|
|
ֵךְ
(Tzere
and Final Chaf with Shva) |
Second person, singular, feminine possessive. Your |
|
|
וֹ
( Cholam male) |
Third person, singular, masculine possessive. His |
|
|
Third person, singular, feminine possessive. Her |
|
|
|
First person, plural possessive. Our |
|
|
|
Second person, plural, masculine possessive. Your |
|
|
|
Second person, plural, feminine possessive. Your |
|
|
|
Third person, plural, masculine possessive. Their |
|
|
|
Third person, plural, feminine possessive. Their |
|
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