- 4th of Cheshvan, 5784
- Parashat Noach
- Parashat Noach
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Math to ten
1.
The Torah has how many
books?
a.
One
b.
Five
c.
Ten
d.
Twelve
e.
One thousand, six hundred
and fifty seven. And a third.
2.
The Tanakh is the Torah
with?
a.
The Haftorah readings and
commentary
b.
The books of the prophets
c.
The books of the sages-
like the Mishnah and midrash
d.
The books of writings-
books like Esther and the Psalms
e.
B and C
f.
C and D
g.
B and D
h.
B, C and D.
i.
This question is insane,
and the answer is A, B, C and D.
3.
“A Torah” or “The
torah” is the scroll, but when we
say “Torah” alone, what does that mean?
a.
It still just means a
scroll
b.
It means all of Jewish law
and learning
c.
It means the teaching of
one’s rabbi
d.
It means the basic ideals
of Judaism
e.
All of the above
4.
How old is the oldest chunk
of Torah scroll we have?
a.
4000 years or so
b.
2000 years or so
c.
1000 years or so
d.
500 years or so
e.
100 years or so
5.
What does the last letter
of the Torah and the first letter of the
torah spell together?
a.
It spells Lev, or heart
b.
It spells Eish, or fire
c.
It spells Gett, or divorce
d.
It spells Af, or nose
e.
It spells Zij, which is just
gibberish
6.
How old are the oldest use
of words of the Torah we have found?
a.
About 50 years old.
b.
About 250 years old.
c.
About 1000 years old.
d.
About 2000 years old.
e.
About 2700 years old.
7.
Can women write torah
scrolls?
a.
What? No, it has to be a
real rabbi, like with the black hat and beard
b.
What? No, that’s against
tradition
c.
What? Maybe, but they would
have to be Orthodox
d.
What? Sure, but they have to train and learn a lot.
e.
What? Women have always
written Torah scrolls.
8.
What do you call someone
who writes Torah scrolls?
a.
Sofer/Soferet
b.
Shomer/Shomeret
c.
Soger/Sogeret
d.
Kofer/Koferet
e.
Mechutan/Machatensiteh
9.
How many verses are there
in the torah? How many words are there in the torah? How many letters?
a.
585, 7,997, and 30,480
b.
5852, 79,976,
and 304,805
c.
58,523. 790,761, and 3,048,056
d.
It depends on if it is A Reform,
Conservative rr Orthodox Torah.
e.
Fool! Everyone knowns each
torah is written differently.
10. What happens at Anshe Emet if someone drops a Torah scroll?
a.
The person who dropped it
has to fast until they die
b.
The person who dropped it
has to fast for 40 days, sunrise to sunset.
c.
40 people in the
congregation have to fast for a day.
d.
We hold a meeting to see
what happened and fix it.
e.
We kick the person out of
the community and never let them come back.
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