Saturday, February 25, 2023

feb 26th posts


Ears! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhU1UUJ894I



OLIVE QUIZ PART II

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1- 1- Who consumes more olive oil-- Israeli Jews or Israeli Arabs?  A:Israeli Jews average 2 kilos per person a year,  Israeli Arabs average 8 kilos.

2.    2 Who actually consumes more olive oil,  Israelis or Greeks?  At an average of 20 kilo per person, it’s the Greeks.

3.   3  Olive oil’s smoke point is about what temperature Farenheit?

a.    325-350

b.    355-375

c.      380-410

d.    420-440

e.    There is smoke at any temperature when I make latkes.

(the answer is c. if you answered e,  buy an electric frying pan and make them outside.)

4.    True or false: The oldest olive tree in the middle east is probably in Bethlehem, held to be 4000 years old.  (True).

5.    Fill in the blank/Milat Hayom::   The term for extra virgin olive oil in Hebrew is

שֶׁמֶן זַיִת______ מְעוּלֶּה

Answer: כָּתִית

6.    Which country has the most stringent standards and testing system in the world to prevent counterfeit olive oil being exported?   (Australia!)

7.    True or False: Suri Olives used to be grown all over the land of  Israel, but Roman overuse/abuse made  them extinct during the Bar Kochba revolt.  (False.  They are still around, canned by the ton.)

 

8.    Which of these does the most damage to an olive tree during harvest:

a.    Harvesting by hand

b.    Harvesting by beating the branches with sticks

c.     Harvesting by shaking the entire tree

d.    Harvesting fruit two years consecutively

e.    Harvesting by guilt. “I’m fine, you keep your fruit, I’ll just sit here and starve to death.”

  (the answer is any but a,  although most trees don’t have much fruit in consecutive years. E is also bad for the tree.)

 

9.    True or False: It takes 7 liters of olives to make one liter of olive oil.  (true.)

10.                    Olive oil was used in Roman baths to cleanse the skin, as it would be rubbed all over the body, and then the oil and dirt would be scraped off with a stick called a

a.    Lokum

b.    Strigil

c.     Bakula

d.    Gubernaculum

e.    Vaxaphobian

 

The answer is b.  A is also known as Turkish delight,  c is the name of an actor, and Gubernaculum is just fun to say. Gubernaculum!

 

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If summer comes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmjYOCXvZp0 



Winner of the drooling Homer Prize!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_zWQghFIJA


remix of the week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THN9lT-wdjU



Tuesday, February 14, 2023

February Class Links

 Feb 16


Shira Chior And the Kifnesws

https://www.sefaria.org/Psalms.127.1?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=en

https://www.sefaria.org/Psalms.121.4?lang=bi

 Original : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc

Kifness!:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGmXAu8geVg&list=PLqWxGh_2yxf8uj7XdbsrrPGMtpxg4b4lL&index=3


 

 

  קָדְשׁוֹ

Kedsho

Kadsho

Kodsho

Kodshu

Korbon  


 הִנְחִילָנוּ

Khinheelanu

Khinhalanu

Hinkheelanu

Hinkhalunu

Hakunamatata

 

 

בְּאַהֲבָה

Be’uhuva

Be’ihiva

Be’ahava

Be’ohava

Be’hive

 

 

 

 קִדְּשָׁנוּ

Keedshanu

Reedshanu

Meedshau

Heedshanu

Needataco


 

 

בְּמִצְוֹתָיו

Bemitzotav

Bemitzvotav

Bemitzvotaiv

Bemeayotav

Bemitzanavim


 


 
   לְמִקְרָאֵי  

Lemik’rah’ey

Lemi’kerah’ey

Lemi’kerah’ai

Lemi’kerah’ah

Lemi’kerah’ee

 


 

  לִיצִיאַת

La’tziat

Leezee’at

Leezee’as

Lo’tzooat

Leetzee’at

 

 

 

 מִצְרָיִם

Mutzram

Mitzram

Mitzrai’im

Mu’tze’rai’im

Metzamnflfn

 

 

 

זִכָּרוֹן

Zekaron

Zakaron

Zecharon

Zacharon

Zekaro

 


 

 

 לְמַעֲשֵׂה

Lumu’usu

Layma’asey

Lama’asah

Le’ma’asah

Le’ma’asey

 

 

 בְרֵאשִׁית

Beraysheet

Beray’asheet

Veraysheet

Vera’asheet

Vereayshees

 

 

 בָחַרְתָ

 Bacharta

Baharta

Vaharta

Vacharta

Vacahareta

 

 

  קְדַּשְׁתָּ

Kadashta

Kadshecha

Kodshecha

Keedashta

Ke’dashta



וְהָאֲחַשְׁדַּרְפְּנִים

Vaha’achashdarpanim

Veha’ahashdarpanim

Veha’achashdarfanim

Veha’achashdarpanim

Veha’chushdurpunum

 

 



Bim Bam Mishpatim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd8kFLuGn34


Leah's Story:

https://www.hflasf.org/leahs-story/


Chicago FLS:

https://iajfl.org/agency/jewish-free-loan-chicago/


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WHAT IF YOU WERE THE RABBI?

Imagine one of your students sends you this email. What do you say in reply? 

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Dear Rabbi:                                                    

 So I was talking with my cousin Mendel about how awesome my Taekwondo teacher is.  I told him how skilled Master Levy is, how she is normally all serious, but every so often is really funny.  She’s also very strong and fast and can break bricks with her bare hand. She knows how to use two swords at once, which looks easy but is so hard to do. She’s a 7th degree black belt. 

Mendel said that the she’s forbidden to do all that because it’s not modest for a woman to teach martial arts.  I ignored that, because in his part of the Jewish world, women don’t wear pants or touch men outside their immediate family, unlike in our side of Judaism where all that is seen as normal and OK.

But then I mentioned how both of her daughters teach at her school. Her daughters are 2nd degree black belts.  Every so often they spar and it’s amazing how fast they move when they fight. “Oh no. And she is Jewish?” my cousin asked. “Yes actually,” I told him, “the do-jang is closed on Saturdays and holidays like Yom Kippur.”

“Well then,” he said,  “her children aren't allowed to train with her. If they hit her, the Torah says they’re Choyev Misa --they get the death penalty. It’s in Shemot 21:15,  וּמַכֵּ֥ה אָבִ֛יו וְאִמּ֖וֹ מ֥וֹת יוּמָֽת׃  -- One who strikes his father or his mother shall be put to death.”

I was pretty shocked. Is this true? It looks like the Torah says this, but as I learned in our religous school class with you this year,  we might not take it literally. So do we? Is this the way we apply that Torah rule today? Is Mendel right about this?

Signed,

 

Leroy Katznelson   

7th grade,  Scotsdale, AZ

LK.ironfist@gmail.com

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(Master Ariella "Sunny" Levi outside her Arizona do-jang)



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