Saturday, September 28, 2024

"!כי הוא נורא ואיום" "For this is awesome and terrific!"

 




UTANEH TOKEF, OR,  CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR DESTINY?








Unetaneh Tokef Audio

Acapella. Zelermyer.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhl-VAzI-G8

  

Lind (which I grew up with)  Beth Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvuWNpimxQ

 

Israeli melody.  Zamir Chorale. Brosh Hashanah. @3:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xfzjJe5AI

 

Buchdal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT2qKC43PBY

 

Contemporary Sweeter by propis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxGabs2rk6I

 


 

 







MONKEY BREAD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5cUsrviZdc



 

    Vocabulary: PRONOUNS!

English

Hebrew

I

אֲנִי

you (m. sg.)

אַתָּה

you (f. sg.)

אַתְּ

he

הוּא

she

הִיא

we

אֲנַחְנוּ

you (m. pl.)

אַתֶּם

you (f. pl.)

אַתֶּן

they (m. pl.)

הֵם

they (f. pl.)

הֵן

 

Wednesday, September 25, 2024

The Snake Oven and Where the Torah can be found

 

Intro song:  Niggun shel haschunah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LghMiMLGNKE

 

Ivrit

Working song:  Where you are/heychan she’at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbuikoUmwI8

Transliteration

The green page ( dec 17 2022)

Amidah




 

וַהֲשֵׁבֹתָ

Vehasheh’vota

Vehashey’vota

Vehashee’vota

Vehashey’vuta

Vehashey’taco

 

הִדִּיחֲךָ

Hedee’chach

Hedee’ha’ha

Hedee’khakha

Hedee’ khecha

וִירִשְׁתָּהּ

Veh’reeshtah

Vee’reeshtah

Veeree’shetah

Veerees’tah

 

הַשָּׁמַיְמָה

Hasa’maimah

Hasha’mamah

Hashamaimee’ah

Hashamaimah

Heshey Maimon

בִּדְרָכָיו

Veedrachiav

Veedrachov

Beedrachaiv

Beedrachav

Berdichev

 

וְעֶשְׂרִים

For twenty

To twenty

And twenty

Like twenty

לְסִיחוֹן

Lischon

Lischov

Lischun

Lesichon

Lasangyon

 

וַאֲצַוֶּנּוּ

Veatzavehnu

Veatzavayhnu

Veatzavahhnu

Veatza’unu

 

וַיִּתְיַצְּבוּ

Veyityatzbu

Veyityatzvu

Vayityatzvu

Vayityatzevu

And Yitz paid you

 

 

 

 

 

כִּי־תִמְצֶאןָ

Chi-timtze’an

Chi-timtzenah

Ki-Timetze’an

Ki-timtzenah

Chee-toes-zenah




 

Current events limericks

 

AMERICAN JEWISH CURRENT EVENTS

 

Support First Nations water rights? Okayed.

But that’s not how this Toronto rally played

“Zionism Kills” leaders shouted

Anti-Israel? It’s not doubted

On this  field trip for kids in 7th …… 

 


 

A new rabbinical school in Pottsdam? Yes way

Named for Heschel, the reports they  all say.

It’s in Germany

A new leader is key

The guy the hired is from out in

 


 

 

 

 

It’s no joke,  the words that he chooses

He makes threats and the media snoozes

Trump’s made it clear

His loss we should fear

It will be the jews fault if he ________

 

looses

 

Pro-Palestinians groups have wrote

This election an idea they float

Don’t vote for Trump or Harris

Be you here or out in Paris

Give Jill Stein and not Kamala your _______

 



 

Ishai ribo’s concert had at least

15,000 fans on the coast that is east

Each spiritual song

Made the crowd sing along

And buy Shirts echoing the high  _____

 



 

 

Of the Albany Book Fair’s ad page

Said the theme was  “Girls, Coming of Age” 

Alisa Elbert said “let’s go!”

Ko and Gawad said “No, 

With a zoinist we wont share the  ___________

 


 

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/students-as-young-as-eight-compelled-to-attend-political-protest-field-trip

 

https://www.timesofisrael.com/la-and-jerusalem-rabbis-tapped-to-support-german-rabbinical-schools/

 

 

https://www.jta.org/2024/09/20/politics/hes-setting-us-up-jewish-leaders-express-alarm-at-trumps-blaming-jews-if-he-loses

 

 

https://www.timesofisrael.com/muslim-americans-moving-to-anti-israel-jill-stein-in-potential-blow-to-kamala-harris/

 

 

https://ishayribo.shop/products/seder-haavoda

 

 

https://www.jta.org/2024/09/20/culture/albany-book-festival-cancels-panel-with-jewish-moderator-citing-impasse-over-her-zionism

  

Parshat Netzavim

--Bimbam https://www.bimbam.com/nitzavim/

-- Lo bashamayim Hi

Torah:https://www.sefaria.org/Deuteronomy.30.11?lang=bi&with=all&lang2=en

What are these verses doing? What is their message?

Story: below

What in your opinion are the two sources of tension in the story?

What was Rabbi Eliezer trying to accomplish by summoning various supernatural feats?  What was your gut reaction to those supernatural feats?

Why wasn't Rabbi Yehoshua swayed by the supernatural feats or the bat kol? How does the verse he cited explain his opposition? Does this explanation work for you?

What is the epilogue’s message? 

 

 


 



 

Babylonian Talmud, Bava Metzia 59a-b

Talmud is the compilation of Mishnah (foundations before the 2nd century BCE, but written down in 200 CE) and Gemara, teachings of 3rd -6th century scholars on the Mishnah, Hebrew bible, and much else. It is the bridge between the Judaism of the Torah and the Judaism of today.

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A)We learn: there is in a mishna there (Kelim 5:10) that teaches: If one cut an earthenware oven widthwise into segments, and placed sand between each and every segment, Rabbi Eliezer deems it ritually pure. Because of the sand, its legal status is not that of a complete vessel, and therefore it is not susceptible to ritual impurity. And the Rabbis deem it ritually impure, as it is functionally a complete oven.”



 

B) On that day, Rabbi Eliezer brought forth every imaginable argument regarding the purity of this kind of oven, but they did not accept them. He said to them: “If the halakhah is as I say, this carob tree will prove it,” whereupon the carob tree was moved one hundred and fifty feet from its place. “A carob-tree doesn’t prove anything!” the Sages said. Again he said: “If the halakhah is as I say, that stream of water outside will prove it,” whereupon the stream of water flowed backward. “A stream of water doesn’t prove anything!” they said.

 C) Again he said: “If the halakhah is as I say, the walls of the beit midrash/study hall will prove it,” whereupon the walls began to fall inward. Rabbi Yehoshua reprimanded them, saying: “When scholars are engaged in debate,  you think you get to add your opinion?” The walls did not fall in deference to Rabbi Yehoshua, nor did they straighten in deference to Rabbi Eliezer, and they are still standing thus inclined.

 D) Rabbi Eliezer said to the Sages again: “If the halakhah is as I say, the heavens will prove it,” whereupon a bat kol (heavenly voice) was heard saying: “Why do you take issue with Rabbi Eliezer, seeing that the halakhah always agrees with him?” At this, Rabbi Yehoshua stood and exclaimed: “Lo Ba’shamayim Hee! It is not in Heaven [Deut. 30:12].” What did he mean by this? Said Rabbi Yirmiyahu: “Since the Torah had already been given at Sinai, we pay no attention to heavenly voices, and even at Sinai the Torah stated: ‘Rule in accordance with the majority [Exod. 23:2].’”

E)  The Gemara relates: Years later, Rabbi Natan encountered Eliyahu Ha’Navi and asked him: “What did the Holy Blessed One do at that time, when Rabbi Yehoshua issued his declaration?” Elijah said to him: “The Holy Blessed One, was happy and said: My children have triumphed over Me; My children have triumphed over Me!”



Saturday, September 21, 2024

"I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" vs. Little Neck Clams (on the half-shell)


"Please stop saying  'We’re not kosher.' Nobody is kosher.  Say 'we don’t keep kosher', say 'we eat everything', say 'we live for bacon.'   But whenever you say 'We're not kosher', you sound like a cannibal saying  'we won't eat members of our family,  but we'll eat other people, no problem.'" 

--Jewish humorist Dov Berger




 



Emma Lazarus,  “The New Colossus”

 

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"





 



`        Smiley's Cookbook,  Chicago, 1895

 

“The Pittsburgh Platform” – Reform Movement, 1885

1. We recognize in every religion an attempt to grasp the Infinite, and in every mode, source or book of revelation held sacred in any religious system the consciousness of the indwelling of God in man. We hold that Judaism presents the highest conception of the God-idea as taught in our Holy Scriptures and developed and spiritualized by the Jewish teachers, in accordance with the moral and philosophical progress of their respective ages. We maintain that Judaism preserved and defended midst continual struggles and trials and under enforced isolation, this God-idea as the central religious truth for the human race.

2. We recognize in the Bible the record of the consecration of the Jewish people to its mission as the priest of the one God, and value it as the most potent instrument of religious and moral instruction. We hold that the modern discoveries of scientific researches in the domain of nature and history are not antagonistic to the doctrines of Judaism, the Bible reflecting the primitive ideas of its own age, and at times clothing its conception of divine Providence and Justice dealing with men in miraculous narratives.

3. We recognize in the Mosaic legislation a system of training the Jewish people for its mission during its national life in Palestine, and today we accept as binding only its moral laws, and maintain only such ceremonies as elevate and sanctify our lives, but reject all such as are not adapted to the views and habits of modern civilization.

à 4. We hold that all such Mosaic and rabbinical laws as regulate diet, priestly purity, and dress originated in ages and under the influence of ideas entirely foreign to our present mental and spiritual state. They fail to impress the modern Jew with a spirit of priestly holiness; their observance in our days is apt rather to obstruct than to further modern spiritual elevation.

5. We recognize, in the modern era of universal culture of heart and intellect, the approaching of the realization of Israel’s great Messianic hope for the establishment of the kingdom of truth, justice, and peace among all men. We consider ourselves no longer a nation, but a religious community, and therefore expect neither a return to Palestine, nor a sacrificial worship under the sons of Aaron, nor the restoration of any of the laws concerning the Jewish state.

6. We recognize in Judaism a progressive religion, ever striving to be in accord with the postulates of reason. We are convinced of the utmost necessity of preserving the historical identity with our great past. Christianity and Islam, being daughter religions of Judaism, we appreciate their providential mission, to aid in the spreading of monotheistic and moral truth. We acknowledge that the spirit of broad humanity of our age is our ally in the fulfillment of our mission, and therefore we extend the hand of fellowship to all who cooperate with us in the establishment of the reign of truth and righteousness among men.

7. We reassert the doctrine of Judaism that the soul is immortal, grounding the belief on the divine nature of human spirit, which forever finds bliss in righteousness and misery in wickedness. We reject as ideas not rooted in Judaism, the beliefs both in bodily resurrection and in Gehenna and Eden (Hell and Paradise) as abodes for everlasting punishment and reward.

8. In full accordance with the spirit of the Mosaic legislation, which strives to regulate the relations between rich and poor, we deem it our duty to participate in the great task of modern times, to solve, on the basis of justice and righteousness, the problems presented by the contrasts and evils of the present organization of society.

 

An essay on MyJewishLearning.com notes: “The Central Conference of American Rabbis, the rabbinical arm of the Reform movement, issued a new Statement of Principles during its 1999 Pittsburgh conference. Known as the “new” Pittsburgh Platform… the new set of principles was hotly debated among leaders of the movement in the months before the conference. Two camps emerged: 1.traditionalists who represent a new wave of rabbis and laypeople seeking greater participation in Jewish ritual life and 2. progressives who reject attempts to inject more ritual into daily practice.

Rabbi Richard Levy, a leader of the traditionalist wing, drafted a platform that advocated (encouraged)  the observance of kashrut (Jewish dietary laws) and mikveh (use of the Jewish ritual bath). However, the final version of the platform was substantially altered from Levy’s draft.”

In fact,  the new statement does not mention kashrut or “Keeping Kosher” at all. It doesn’t even mention food.  Can you imagine that?  A group of Rabbis wrote down what they think  being Jewish is all about  and food wasn't even mentioned! 


Take a guess: Among American Jews, How many observe  kashrut  anymore? 



            THROUGH WORLD WAR ONE:  

            https://www.loc.gov/exhibits/haventohome/timeline/haven-timeline_2.html

            https://www.loc.gov/exhibits/haventohome/timeline/haven-timeline_3.html


נְקֻדּוֹת!

VOWELS!

 

Sound

name

symbol

 

שׁוּרוּק

וּ

Well, it’s a bit complicated but it’s either like an apostrophe or like a….

שְׁוָא 

ְ

 

חִירִיק

ִ

 

צֵירֵי

ֵ

 

סֶגּוֹל

ֶ

 

פַּתַח

ַ

 

קָמַץ

ָ

 

חוֹלָם

וֹ

 

קֻבּוּץ

ֻ

Well, it’s not really a vowel but it’s a really powerful dot that can change how you say a word.

דָּגֵשׁ

ּ

 

 

 THE TENS

20

עֶשְׂרִים

 

30

שְׁלוֹשִׁים

 

40  

אַרְבָּעִים

 

50 

חֲמִשִּׁים

 

 

 

 

 60

שִׁשִּׁים

 

70 

שִׁבְעִים

 

80   

שְׁמוֹנִים

 

90   

תִּשְׁעִים

 

100  

מֵאָה


 

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MONKEY BREAD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5cUsrviZdc

BEEFY PASTRY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2C2E6P1vU


Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Blessings! Curses! Topography! (Parashat Ki Tavo)


Im tirzi! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-_XAt1OFNI 


 If needed:  https://glz.co.il/%D7%92%D7%9C%D7%92%D7%9C%D7%A6

a.     Haggadah text

https://www.sefaria.org/Pesach_Haggadah%2C_Magid%2C_First_Fruits_Declaration.2?ven=Koren_Publishers,_Jerusalem,_2013&lang=bi

 

b.     Full text- what is shared?

 Godcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1_ymiQr34E

 

Mountains?

  https://www.bibleplaces.com/blog/2008/12/acoustics-of-mounts-gerizim-and-ebal/ 

  https://bibleandtech.blogspot.com/2008/12/using-digital-mapping-tools-mount-ebal.html



 

The Big Four Format: Nouns and Adjectives

Suffix

Meaning

Examples

none

masculine singular

סוּס (horse)

טוֹב סוּס (good horse)

 

ָה      (Kamatz and He)

feminine singular

  • סוּסָה   (mare)
  • סוּסָה טוֹבָה     (good mare)

ִים     (Chirik, Yud and Mem)

masculine plural

  • סוּסִים   (horses)
  • סוּסִים טוֹבִים     (good horses)

וֹת (Cholam and Tav)

feminine plural

  • סוּסוֹת   (mares)
  • סוּסוֹת טוֹבוֹת     (good mares)

And sometimes, there is this special suffix….

ַיִם       (Patach,

Yud with Chirik and Mem)

masculine and feminine noun dual form

  • יָדַיִם   (two hands)

 


 

 

 

1)     How many months is the Passover seder from the 1st night of sukkot?

a.     5 months

b.     6 months

c.     8 months

d.     9 months, 15 days

e.     You can’t food me.  Sukkot is the Hebrew Name of Passover!

2)    Which of the following is not part of the Passover seder:

a.     Kiddush

b.     Urchatz

c.     Karpas

d.     Yachatz

e.     Maggid

 

3)    Good job! What else is NOT part of the seder

a.     Hand washing

b.     Hamotzi

c.     More handwashing

d.     Eating Matza as dessert

e.     Asking four new questions each year

 

4)    And anything else that is not part of the seder

a.     Tzafun

b.     Barech

c.     Hallel

d.     Nirtzah

e.     Kofer

 

5)    What’s one of the things many Conservatie Jewish families don’t do in part of the seder after the meal?

a.     Barech (Grace after meals)

b.     Hallel (more singing praises to God

c.     The Third cup of wine

d.     The Fourth cup of wine

e.     There’s a part of the seder after the meal??

 

6)    Which of the following does not take place in maggid, the telling and asking part of the seder

a.     Four cups of wine

b.     Four questions

c.     Rabban Gamliel’s 3 things you have to talk about

d.     The ten plauges

e.     Singing Daieynu

 

7)    Wait, what does Passover have to do wit this week’s Torah portion

a.     It doesn’t,  it’s just Jewish trivia

b.     “My father was a wandering Aramean” is in the portion and the Haggadah

c.     “The ten plagues “  are in the portion and in he Haggadah.

d.     “Who knows One” is in the portion and in the haggadah

e.     It doesn’t, Mar Hirsch ran out of questions on the parshah.

 

8)    So what else is in this portion?

a.     Kosher and Treyf  (Yiddish for “torn,” or not kosher)

b.     Laws of good and evil

c.     Verses of Blessings and Curses

d.     A review of all the ancient Jewish holidays

e.     A warning not to disturb the Ark of the Covenant.

 

9)    Anything else in this part of the Torah

a.     Saving a portion  of your crops for the widow a

b.     Saving a portion  of your crops for the orphan

c.     Saving a portion  of your crops for the stranger

d.     Saving a portion of your crops for the landless Levites

e.     Dude, you’re supposed to save a portion for all of those people.

 

10) Okay, fine.  But what is this about reading a part of the Torah quietly and in a subdued tone?

a.     It talks about the death of Miriam

b.     It talks about the death of Aharon

c.     It talks about the death of Moses

d.     It talks about a whole lot of curses for not following the Torah

e.     I’m not falling for this!  We always read torah loudly and clearly.

 

 

 

Devarim Chapter 27: Can I get an “Amen!”???

It was then that Moses charged the people, saying:

After you have crossed the Jordan, the following shall stand on Mount Gerizim when the blessing for the people is spoken: Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Joseph, and Benjamin.

And for the curse, the following shall stand on Mount Ebal: Reuben, Gad, Asher, Zebulun, Dan, and Naphtali.

The Levites shall then proclaim in a loud voice to all the people of Israel:

Cursed be any party who makes a sculptured or molten image, abhorred by Adonai, a craftsman’s handiwork, and sets it up in secret [for worship].—And all the people shall respond, Amen!

Cursed be the one who publicly insults father or mother.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

Cursed be the one who moves a neighbor’s landmark.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

Cursed be the one who misdirects a blind person who is underway.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

Cursed be the one who subverts the rights of the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

Cursed be the one who strikes down a fellow [Israelite] in secret.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

Cursed be the one who accepts a bribe in the case of the murder of an innocent person.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

Cursed be whoever will not uphold the terms of this Teaching and observe them.—And all the people shall say, Amen!

 

 

Devarim Chapter 27: Blessings and curses

Now, if you obey your God Adonai, to observe faithfully all the divine commandments which I enjoin upon you this day, your God Adonai will set you high above all the nations of the earth.

But if you do not obey your God Adonai to observe faithfully all the commandments and laws which I enjoin upon you this day

All these blessings shall come upon you and take effect, if you will but heed the word of your God Adonai:

All these curses shall come upon you and take effect:

Blessed shall you be in the city and blessed shall you be in the country.

Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the country.

Blessed shall be your issue from the womb, your produce from the soil, and the offspring of your cattle, the calving of your herd and the lambing of your flock.

Cursed shall be your issue from the womb and your produce from the soil, the calving of your herd and the lambing of your flock.

Blessed shall be your basket and your kneading bowl.

Cursed shall be your basket and your kneading bowl.

Blessed shall you be in your comings and blessed shall you be in your goings.

Cursed shall you be in your comings and cursed shall you be in your goings.

 

 

 

Ki Tavo—Chapter 26

When you enter the land that your God Adonai is giving you as a heritage, and you possess it and settle in it,  you shall take some of every first fruit of the soil, which you harvest from the land that your God Adonai is giving you, put it in a basket and go to the place where your God Adonai will choose to establish the divine name.

You shall go to the priest in charge at that time and say to him, “I acknowledge this day before your God Adonai that I have entered the land that Adonai swore to our fathers to assign us.”

The priest shall take the basket from your hand and set it down in front of the altar of your God Adonai.

You shall then recite as follows before your God Adonai: “My father was a wanderer from Aram. He went down to Egypt with meager numbers and made a long visit there; but there he became a great and very populous nation.

The Egyptians dealt harshly with us and oppressed us; they imposed heavy labor upon us.  We cried to Adonai, the God of our ancestors, and Adonai heard our plea and saw our plight, our misery, and our oppression. Adonai freed us from Egypt by a mighty hand, by an outstretched arm and awesome power, and by signs and portents, bringing us to this place and giving us this land, a land flowing with milk and honey.

Wherefore I now bring the first fruits of the soil which You, Adonai, have given me.” You shall leave it before your God Adonai and bow low before your God Adonai. And you shall enjoy, together with the [family of the] Levite and the stranger in your midst, all the bounty that your God Adonai has bestowed upon you and your household.