Tuesday, September 10, 2024

From Torah we learn: what you find, return!

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no, that's not Mar Hirsch.  

"I am doing a parenting session at a synagogue. In the midst of my talk a father stands up and says, “My eleven-year-old son has a busy week, he has school and sports, and music lessons;  he begs me to sleep in on Sunday, and I want to know why I should make him get up and go to Hebrew school.”

I have an epiphany, and I tell him:

  1. "Because Hebrew school is the only place he is going to learn how to heal death.
  2. Because Hebrew school is the only place he is going to find his part in the redemption of the world.
  3. Because Hebrew school is the one place where he is going to gain tools to turn himself into the best person he can be. And
  4. Because Hebrew school is the place he is going to find the connection between him, Israel, and the rest of the Jewish people.”

The father sits down and says, “Thank you.”

--- From that master teacher of all things Jewish,  Joel Lurie Grishaver. 

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Question:  

Are you under any obligation to return a lost object?

In other words, what are your ethical standards when it comes to keeping that which someone else lost? Does it matter what it is or where you find it?  Does it matter if it is expensive or cheap? 

Challenge:  Write down  two of your rules for dealing with lost stuff that you find.  Then write down the playground's law about finding lost stuff  (it's only four words and they rhyme). 




              Answers:

Playground:   Loosers Weepers Finders Keepers!

Torah: Hasheivat Aveidah Mitzvah De’oraitah  He!

 

Devarim (5th Book of the Torah),  Chapter 22

·       If you see your fellow Jew’s ox or sheep gone astray, do not ignore it; you must take it back to your fellow.

·       If your fellow Jew does not live near you or you do not know who [the owner] is, you shall bring it home and it shall remain with you until your fellow claims it; then you shall give it back.

·       You shall do the same with that person’s donkey; you shall do the same with that person’s garment; and so too shall you do with anything that your fellow Jew loses and you find. Lo Tuchal Lehit’aleym- you must not remain indifferent


Mishnah, Baba Kama 2:1, 2:2

Q: In a case where one discovers lost items, which found items belong to them, and for which items is one obligated to proclaim the  find so that the owner of the lost items can come and reclaim them?

1)     These found items belong to him: If one found scattered fruits or veggies, scattered coins, bundles of grain in a public area, round cakes of pressed figs, bakery loaves, strings of dried fish, cuts of meat, unprocessed lengths of wool… these belong to the finder, as they have no distinguishing marks that would enable their owners to claim them. This is the statement of Rabbi Meir….

 

2)    These are lost objects that a finder is obligated to publicize : fruit in a container, money in a wallet, an empty wallet, a collection of fruit, a collection of coins or bills,  homemade breads, jars of wine, jars of oil….

 

 

Rashi  (Commentator, France, 10th century) Talmud Bavli, Bava Metzia, 21a

Scattered money can be kept by the finder. Why? Since the money does not have any siman/clearly identifying feature, they will mityaesh/despair  of ever regaining ownership , and the money becomes hefker/ownerless. This is the reason these objects may be kept



 

Talmud, Bavli (Babylonian),  Bava Metzia 26b

Taking a “lost” object you know belongs to someone is stealing! And Rava* said, “If you see a coin fall from another person who has not yet given up hope of ever finding it, and you take it with intention to keep it, you transgress all three laws: ‘Don’t steal’ (Vayikra 19:13); ‘Surely return it;’ and ‘Don’t be indifferent.’”

* Abba ben Joseph bar ama,280 352 CE, master teacher of two generations of rabbis at the great Rabbinical College in Mahoza, Iraq. 


 

Talmud,  Yerushalmi (Eretz Yisrael),  Bava Mezia 2:5, 5a

Before he became master of the Sanhedrin, that supreme court of the Jewish people in  Eretz Yisrael, Rabbi Shimon ben Shetach dealt in linen which he carried on his back. His students said to him: “Rebbi (Master!)  You can give up all this schlepping!   We will buy you a donkey to carry the load and you will not have to work so had.” They went and purchased a donkey from a pagan. The students subsequently found a large gemstone tangled in its hair. They went back to Rabbi Shimon ben Shetach and said to him: “From now on you need not work at all!” He asked: “How so?” The students responded: “We purchased a donkey for you from an idol-worshipper, and a precious stone was entangled in its hair.”

Rabbi Shimon ben Shetach asked: “Did the donkey’s seller know that the stone was there?” They answered: “No.” He then said to them: “Go return it!” The students argued with Rabbi Shimon ben Shetach: “Although theft from an idolater is prohibited, is not one permitted to keep an object that an idol-worshipper has lost?” He responded: “What do you think, that Shimon ben Shetach is a barbarian?[1] More than all the wealth of the world, Shimon ben Shetach desires to hear [the non-Jew say]: "Barich Eloho d'Yehudo'ei-- Blessed is the God of the Jews!”

 



[1] adjective.  bar·bar·i·an \bär-ˈber-ē-ən\     1:  of or relating to a land, culture, or people alien and usually believed to be inferior to another land, culture, or people.  2:  lacking refinement, learning, or artistic or literary culture. 3: a violent, destructive person

 


 1) This week, we read the Torah forbids members of the Jewish people to wear Shat’neyz. What kind of fabric is the forbidden Shat’neyz?

a.     Cotton and Polyester

b.     Linnen and Wool

c.     Silk that is not organic.

d.     Polyester that is not from cruelty-free farms.

e.     Wearing striped pants and plaid shirts- so ugly!

 

2)    Why does the Torah prohibit making a donkey and an ox plow a field while yoked or harnessed together?

a.     Because the donkey is not kosher.

b.     Because the ox and the donkey will fight.

c.     Because the ox is so much more powerful than the donkey.

d.     Because donkeys are allergic to Ox hairs.

e.     I’m not fooled by this trick question! Oxen and donkeys don’t live in the same parts of the world.

 

3)    What the heck is a Parapet?

a.     A kind of garment with four corners

b.     A kind of document used in a Jewish divorce ceremony

c.     A kind of belt used in Israel

d.     A kind of railing around a rooftop

e.     Two pets.  A pair of pets. Duh.

 

4)    If you are working to harvest food in a vineyard, field, or orchard belonging to a fellow Jew, what are you allowed to do?

a.     Eat none of the produce, take none home

b.     Eat none of the produce, take home what you can carry

c.     Eat all you want,  take none home

d.     Eat all you want, take home what you can carry

e.     Trick question! Jews don’t work in fields or orchards, dude. Name for me one living Jewish farmer you’ve met.

 

5)    Because we were strangers in their land, who does the Torah command us not to mistreat?

a.     Babylonians

b.     Egyptians

c.     Syrians

d.     Ethiopians

e.     Canadians

 

6)    What does the Torah say should be the punishment for kidnapping?

a.     Execution!

b.     Life in Prison!

c.     Huge fines and Prison time!

d.     Being whipped in public!

e.     Therapy and mindfulness exercises to help them see the errors of their ways, and then writing a letter of apology to their victims.

 

7)    Why does the Torah say you have to pay a day worker (someone hired for the day) before sunset?

a.     To be kind

b.     To be noble

c.     To be respected by them

d.     To be loved by them

e.     Because they need the money and depend on it, dude.  

 

8)    Which commandment is rewarded with dwelling in the land God gives you for long days?

a.     Making a sukkah

b.     Having honest weights and measures

c.     Blowing Shofar

d.     Eating Matzah

e.     Playing the game  “Last Jew Standing”

 

9)    The Torah commands us to “Remember what Adonai your God did to Miriam on the journey after you left Egypt.”  That’s when God gave Miriam a terrible skin disease known as tza’ra’at  for a whole week.  Why?

a.     Because she started saying Moses wasn’t fit to lead anymore and a woman should be in charge.

b.     Because she kept criticizing Aaron’s work as Kohen Gadol (high priest).

c.     Because she brought a weird offering to the Mishkan/portable Temple.

d.     Because she spread gossip about Moses-- and as a leader she should have known better.

e.     Because she refused to share the her copy of Final Fantasy XVI with her brothers.

 

10) Which is not a term used to describe what the Torah commands us to put on our four cornered garments?

a.     Fringes

b.     Tassels

c.     Tzitzit

d.     Gedilim

e.     Jew Strings

 

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Thursday, September 5, 2024

Father of the Nation, Pink Challah, and More


A "sheviti",  a Jewish art form used for prayer and meditation. 
The top line reads: 
"Know before whom you stand, before the King of Kings, the Holy Blessed One."


VOTE WITH YOUR FEET!

TrueOrFalse 1: The special Siddur for Rosh Hashana is called a Machberet.


 

TrueOrFalse 2: During the Tashlikh ceremony, we throw bread into the water, symbolizing casting away sins.



TrueOrFalse 3: The Akedah, the torah portion we read on RH, tells the story of the creation of the world.



TrueOrFalse 4: Rosh Hashanah is also the New Year of The Trees.



TrueOrFalse 5: On Rosh Hashanah God is said to open the Book of Death.



TrueOrFalse 6: “Shanah Tovah U'metukah” is a regular  Rosh Hashanah greeting.

 



TrueOrFalse 7: Rosh Hashanah is also called Yom Hazikaron, Yom Teruah, and Yom Harat Olam.



TrueOrFalse 8: Rosh Hashanah celebrated in Israel today is celebrated for only one day.



TrueOrFalse 9: Rosh Hashana literally means "Head of the Year."



TrueOrFalse 10: The Following are all names of Shofar sounds: Tekiah, Shevarim,  Petichah, Tekiah Gedolah

 


TrueOrFalse BONUS/TieBreaker:   In the Hebrew calendar Rosh Hashanah falls in the 7th month, and Passover in the 1st month.

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

https://www.loc.gov/exhibits/haventohome/timeline/haven-timeline_1.html

          https://www.decaloguesociety.org/assets/docs/Tablets/Spring2022/Jewish%20Heroes%20in%20the%20Revolutionary%20War.pdf





To the Hebrew Congregation in Newport, Rhode Island

[Newport, R.I., 18 August 1790]

Gentlemen.

While I receive, with much satisfaction, your Address replete with expressions of affection and esteem; I rejoice in the opportunity of assuring you, that I shall always retain a grateful remembrance of the cordial welcome I experienced in my visit to Newport, from all classes of Citizens.

The reflection on the days of difficulty and danger which are past is rendered the more sweet, from a consciousness that they are succeeded by days of uncommon prosperity and security. If we have wisdom to make the best use of the advantages with which we are now favored, we cannot fail, under the just administration of a good Government, to become a great and a happy people.

The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship. It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my Administration, and fervent wishes for my felicity. May the Children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other Inhabitants; while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig-tree, and there shall be none to make him afraid. May the father of all mercies scatter light and not darkness in our paths, and make us all in our several vocations useful here, and in his own due time and way everlastingly happy.

Go: Washington


 

Pink Challah?  Yah!  

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